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Did You Know: I am Nassim Nicholas Taleb's mother and Paul Joseph Watson's father. I time-travelled to the future, when transgenderism has fully matured, obtained a neo-vagina and neo-uterus, then went back in time to December 1959 where I successfully seduced Taleb's father in the back of a taxicab. Nine months later, while his father fell in love and married another woman, I gave birth and left baby Taleb on their doorstep like Harry Potter, the boy who lived, with his father and adoptive mother.

But I wasn't finished. I went back to the future, restored my manly body parts, and travelled to August 1981 to seduce Paul Joseph Watson's mother at The Devonshire Arms hotel, by Sheffield. As a single mother, she went on to marry some other Brit, while I went back to the present to November 2025 so I can tweet these facts.